we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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