it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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