You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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