I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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