Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Randomize
