butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Can i not drive my cunt home
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Randomize
