I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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