so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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