3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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