i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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