Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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