i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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