She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
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