Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
