yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
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