Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
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