Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
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