absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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