As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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