never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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