He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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