Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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