You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
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