peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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