chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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