His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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