He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
