If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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