Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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