Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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