Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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