But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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