I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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