i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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