She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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