It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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