I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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