There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I bet he comes in French.
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
foreskin is a definite game changer
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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