he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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