Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
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