I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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