Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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