I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Even my vagina gasped.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
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