My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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