On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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