You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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