Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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