He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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