we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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