You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
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go home
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Randomize