It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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