doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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