I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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