Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
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